Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke
- Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via poetrist)
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
no one remember the drugs one?
I love drugs
drugs love me
crack cocaine and ecstasy
with a sniff sniff here
and a sniff sniff there
now I’m in intensive care